My boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old, 5 foot tall, Indian grandmother told me that “there are lots of men…”
I thought she was then going to say “…in the sea” but she said “…they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face.
She hates flies.
I like the sound of your grandmother.
listening to a good song but it was in a shrek film so the entire time ur like
Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.
Never not reblog.
Michael is thoroughly done with Gavin’s coin conversation.
IM FUCKING SOBBING THIS WAS THE FUNNIEST THING I LITERALLY LOST MY SHIT WHEN HE STARTED YELLING AT GAVIN I CAN’T I AM SO DONE WITH ALL OF THEM DEAR GOD
- A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via 33113)